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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1216 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 240 |
Emeralds Found: | 3282 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).
Need a break from real life drama? Come hang out with our community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a virtual block party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with bacon-loving zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a bacon lover’s paradise!