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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 7347 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).
Need a break from real life drama? Come hang out with our community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a virtual block party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with bacon-loving zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a bacon lover’s paradise!