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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6490 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9662 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Emeralds Found: | 3103 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 447 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Mines Excavated: | 1130 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).
Need a break from real life drama? Come hang out with our community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a virtual block party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with bacon-loving zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a bacon lover’s paradise!