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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8864 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).
Need a break from real life drama? Come hang out with our community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a virtual block party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with bacon-loving zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a bacon lover’s paradise!