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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9131 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5231 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).
Need a break from real life drama? Come hang out with our community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a virtual block party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with bacon-loving zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a bacon lover’s paradise!