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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8452 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 65 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).
Need a break from real life drama? Come hang out with our community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a virtual block party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with bacon-loving zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a bacon lover’s paradise!