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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1285 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3945 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).
Need a break from real life drama? Come hang out with our community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a virtual block party. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with bacon-loving zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a bacon lover’s paradise!