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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 7647 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
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