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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8348 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
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