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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1585 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Are you tired of feeling ancient and decrepit in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not my fellow old-timers, for our server is here to inject some youthful energy back into your virtual veins! Join us and let your gray hairs down as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle pixelated dragons with your dentures (yes, dentures are a weapon in our server, don’t ask how, just roll with it).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!
