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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 512 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!