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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9797 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!