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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9577 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!