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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 7986 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 5374 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Potions Brewed: | 160 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!