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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6514 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 96 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 973193 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!