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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 6747 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 249990 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 3977 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5860 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!