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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3468 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2266 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 87 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!