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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5681 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 1008 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!