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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4300 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!