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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 1353 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 2813 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!