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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5489 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4655 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!