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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the wise and experienced older players of Reddit! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of elderly players who have been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and rare items. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dank Memes Dungeon” where players must navigate through a maze of hilarious memes in order to claim the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most legendary group of older players in the Minecraft universe. Remember, age is just a number – but diamonds are forever!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Towns Built:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Runes Activated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2843
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Emeralds Found:	6812	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6361
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	2764

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ores Mined:	9388	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Farms Harvested:	783	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3602
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.