BoomerCraft: Bullshit Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the wise and experienced older players of Reddit! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of elderly players who have been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and rare items. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dank Memes Dungeon” where players must navigate through a maze of hilarious memes in order to claim the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most legendary group of older players in the Minecraft universe. Remember, age is just a number – but diamonds are forever!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	141	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Emeralds Found:	9237
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Mines Excavated:	1073	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	288	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Void Armor Forged:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Star Shards Collected:	83
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	129
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	283	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2352	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	881	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Void Armor Forged:	26

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	70	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Love Letters Sent:	16
Dimension Hops:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4153	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.