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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5212 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!