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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 5211 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 304 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!