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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6110 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 4434 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!