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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8775 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4313 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1508 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!