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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6700 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 213 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 194 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!