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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8539 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!