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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3268 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!