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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9923 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8006 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!