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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 5897 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!