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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5734 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!