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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9513 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1228 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9048 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!