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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 595 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 82 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!