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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2100 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 93 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!