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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6082 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 193 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 33 | Crops Grown: | 3551 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!