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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4504 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!