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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1140 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 8496 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!