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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8331 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 123 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!