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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8387 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!