yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Towns Built: 7
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Endless Night Skies: 2
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

    The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

    Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest wedding drama unfold in-game! 🤵👰

    🤯 Did you know that our server is home to a crazy aunt who brings her dad’s ex-wife as her +1 to events? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Watch as she tries to convince everyone that the ex-wife should be considered the new mom and grandma of the family. 😂

    🕺💃 Get ready for some intense dance battles as players try to navigate awkward family dynamics and wedding photo drama. Will you be the one to stand up to the aunt and say, “No, ex-wife, you shall not pass”? Join now and find out! 💥

    👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 So, are you ready to dive into a world where family relationships are as tangled as a spiderweb? Join our server today and experience the craziest family drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🤣🎮 #WeddingDrama #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Animals Bred: 200 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • WeddingCrasher69

    WeddingCrasher69
    Are you tired of dealing with crazy in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your sister-in-law can’t ruin your wedding seating arrangements!

    Join us for epic adventures, build your dream world, and leave all the drama behind. No $400 lodging fees here, just pure fun and creativity!

    Who needs a sister-in-law when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who will always have your back? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you can be the queen of your own castle (literally).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the SIL drama behind. Trust us, your virtual family will be way cooler than your real one.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 465 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BreakUpBluesMC SMP

    BreakUpBluesMC SMP
    Are you tired of getting dumped in the most boring ways possible? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and get dumped in the most epic and outrageous ways you can imagine! From being thrown into a pit of lava to getting hit by a flying pig, we guarantee you’ll never have a boring breakup again! So why wait? Join now and experience the most insane breakup stories you’ll ever hear!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • DeleteMyExCraft

    DeleteMyExCraft
    If life had a ‘delete’ button, I’d totally erase all the times I accidentally punched my pet pig in Minecraft. But fear not, on our server, you won’t have to worry about accidentally smacking your animal friends because we have a strict no-punching policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding creepers (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance). So come on over and hit that delete button on all your Minecraft mishaps by joining our server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 131

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Thunderstorm Energy Quest

    Thunderstorm Energy Quest
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got some next level shizz goin’ on! We got mysterious form of high-energy radiation spotted in thunderstorms, like whaaat?! It’s like playin’ Minecraft on steroids, man!

    When you join, you might get superpowers or turn into a mutant creeper, who knows?! It’s all part of the fun, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures.

    But be careful, cuz there’s also a gang of evil villagers tryin’ to take over the server. You gotta team up with other players and fight ’em off with your diamond swords and enchanted bows. It’s a battle for survival, but also a barrel of laughs!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Farms Harvested: 913
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Zombie Dances: 10 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Void Gems Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Looking for a server that’s more ‘original’ than your mom’s meatloaf? Check out Origins!

    Looking for a server that’s more ‘original’ than your mom’s meatloaf? Check out Origins!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Awesome Origins Server
    Features Origins mod, custom plugins, friendly community
    IP Address 123.456.789.0
    Version 1.16.5

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server if I don’t have the Origins mod?

    Unfortunately, the server requires players to have the Origins mod installed in order to join.

    2. Is there a whitelist on the server?

    No, the server is open to all players who meet the requirements.

    3. Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s website or ask an admin for more information.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a community crazier than a chicken jockey riding a pig!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of deranged pandas who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks. – We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats. – Our server events include a weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch a cow the farthest using nothing but explosives. – We have a special potion in-game that turns you into a dancing llama for 24 hours. Trust us, it’s worth it. – Our server chat is constantly filled with puns so bad, they’ll make you want to log off and never return. But don’t worry, we’ll lure you back in with promises of unlimited cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in-game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Genius or Shitcoins Ponder Minecraft SMP

    Genius or Shitcoins Ponder Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to be part of a secret cabal that controls the economy of the server by hoarding memecoins and manipulating their value.

    Our top player is rumored to have connections to the Illuminati and is able to predict which memecoins will skyrocket in value. Some say he’s a genius, others say he’s just lucky, but one thing’s for sure – he’s the one to watch if you want to make it big in our server.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are not only building epic structures and battling mobs, but also engaging in high-stakes memecoin trading and conspiracy theories? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate memecoin mogul!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Buildings Constructed: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BimboCraft – Friends Edition

    BimboCraft – Friends Edition
    Are you tired of dealing with dumb bimbos on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and never worry about encountering a L again! Our server is bimbo-free guaranteed!

    We don’t tolerate moon landing conspiracy theorists here, only serious gamers who know the truth about the moon. Plus, our ovens are always turned off when not in use, so you won’t have to worry about burning down your virtual house.

    Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Ores Mined: 3993
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • JobDifficultyMC SMP

    JobDifficultyMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so intense, it’s like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas with nothing but a carrot on a stick!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in the night and leaves feathers everywhere. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Because where else can you find a job that involves building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden sword, and riding pigs off cliffs for fun? Trust us, this is the job you never knew you needed in your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Dimension Hops: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftingChronicles

    CraftingChronicles
    Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally change history with the click of a button! Want to make dinosaurs rule the world instead of humans? Done. How about making unicorns the dominant species? Easy peasy. Join our server and become the ultimate history changer! Who needs textbooks when you can rewrite history in your own Minecraft world? Join now and be the master of time and space!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BlockyTribute Hallelujah

    BlockyTribute Hallelujah
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the zombies breakdance!

    We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the spiders are the bouncers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon’s karaoke nights – that girl can sing “Tribute”, “Killing Me Softly with His Song”, and “Hallelujah” all in one breath!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether, and building competitions where the prize is a pet llama that farts rainbows.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Testosterone Zone: Dehumanize No More

    Testosterone Zone: Dehumanize No More
    so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Potato SMP: Where Spuds Duke it Out in the Potato Patch! Version 1.21.1

    Potato SMP: Where Spuds Duke it Out in the Potato Patch! Version 1.21.1
    Server Information
    Server IP: play.potatosmp.org
    Server Version: 1.21.1
    Features
    Singapore Hosting
    Bedrock Version Support 1.20.80+
    Java Version Support 1.20+
    Simple Voice Chat
    Combat Log
    Anticheat
    TPA / Home
    SPVP Zone
    CPVP Zone
    Community-Focused
    No P2W
    Server Settings
    Difficulty: Hard
    Nether Roof: Enabled
    Bed Explosion: Disabled
    World Borders
    Overworld – 100,000 x 100,000
    Nether – 12,500 x 12,5000
    End – 10,000 x 10,000 (opening soon)

    Join our Discord for more info here

    FAQs

    How many active players are on the server?

    There are currently a dozen or so active players on the server.

    What versions of Minecraft are supported on the server?

    The server supports Bedrock version 1.20.80+ and Java version 1.20+.

    Are there any special features on the server?

    Yes, the server offers features like simple voice chat, combat log, anticheat, TPA / Home commands, SPVP and CPVP zones, and more.

    What are the server’s world border sizes?

    The Overworld has a border of 100,000 x 100,000, the Nether has a border of 12,500 x 12,500, and the End will have a border of 10,000 x 10,000 (opening soon).

    Is PvP enabled on the server?

    Yes, there are designated PvP zones on the server for both survival and creative modes.

    Is the server pay-to-win?

    No, the server prides itself on being non-pay-to-win, focusing on a fair and balanced gameplay experience for all players.

    Where can I find more information about the server?

    You can join our Discord server for more information and updates on the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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