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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9175 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?
BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!