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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 896 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Ores Mined: | 1761 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
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