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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6494 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!
imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!
we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).
