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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1584 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!
imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!
we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).
