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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6606 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9433 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!
imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!
we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).
