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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Dragon Scales Harvested: 438
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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