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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Zombie Dances: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Buildings Constructed: 40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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