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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 19 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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